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i was going to shut this thing down because i don’t promote anymore but people keep adding me to their fucking mailing lists and sending me shit

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Spammed to numerous sub 150-capacity venues and bars which probably don’t even take £5k in an average day.

“Fresh, Interactive, Engaging & Spectacular”

This year make your company party stand out – treat your clients, employees and guests to a spine tingling musical sensation.

An almighty collaboration of the UK’s top musicians. Individually we sing and play with some of the biggest global names around. Without any shameless name dropping… Rizzle Kicks, Mark Ronson, Jamiroquai, Sam Smith, Basement Jaxx, Kylie, Tom Jones, Adele, Lilly Allen, Robbie Williams, and many others on the biggest live stages and festivals around the world. Carefully selected for outrageous talent and the energy we bring to each and every performance – the energy and sound that Sensation produce will blow your mind.

• The UK’s Best Party Band
• The UK’s Best Known Singers & Musicians
• From 5 piece band up to 15+ piece
• Massive Repertoire of all music genres
• 100% Client Satisfaction record
• Prices from just £5000!

In the same email they even have the gall to advertise their “venue-finding” service: “You tell us your requirements, and we will send you a perfectly tailored short list!
Wait, it get’s better… we also get preferential rates at many Venues so you save money too!”
You know nothing. Get fucked.

Ah, that’s better.


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